There Was an Old Lady Who Downloaded an App

 

There was an old lady who downloaded an app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady who used an iPhone;

That her daughter’s daughter had given on loan

 

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady who used it as given,

She needed it for livin, for the bus (to be driven)

 

She used the iPhone as it had been given,

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady who did not update,

She could not relate, for the need to update.

 

She used the iPhone with no update,

She used the iPhone as it had been given,

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady who received some malware

She didn’t know where she got the malware!

 

She used the iPhone and got malware,

She used the iPhone as it had been given,

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady who had a KNOB attack,

The update lack was the cause for attack.

 

She used the iPhone and was KNOB attacked,

She used the iPhone and got malware,

She used the iPhone as it had been given,

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady whose iPhone was old,

New iOS could not be sold, for her phone was old.

 

She used the iPhone whose iOS was old,

She used the iPhone that was KNOB attacked,

She used the iPhone and got malware,

She used the iPhone as it had been given,

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady who had data stolen,

Her accounts withholden, for her data was stolen.

 

She used the iPhone from which data was stolen,

She used the iPhone whose iOS was old,

She used the iPhone that was KNOB attacked,

She used the iPhone and got malware,

She used the iPhone as it had been given,

She used the iPhone to download the app,

For covid she’d trap if she ‘loaded the app – there’d be no gap.

 

There was an old lady filled with remorse;

…she fell through the gap, of course!

By Kiersten Hay | @sayhayday

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