Number 22

When they first moved in they seemed nice, and when I learnt they were doctors. I was glad to have them here, you know in case of an emergency. But now, well. Don’t get me wrong, I support the NHS workers, I always have. But you have to go past them to get out and the living room is right next to the walkway. So everytime I walk past their flat my phone goes off. And then its god knows how long on the phone explaining it’s yet another false positive. Anyway, I just ignore the app now if I’m honest. It just goes beep too often. You think they’d sort it out.

By Cally Gatehouse | @callygraphy